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Milkshakes & Blondes

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 29, 2007, 7:22 PM
After working for more than 12 hours today, I figured I deserved a treat and stopped at Whitey's for a milkshake.
There were 2 people working: a guy and a teenage blonde girl.
As he is ringing up the shake, the guy asks me if I know any good jokes because she doesn't and he wants to hear one.
I told him that I recently heard a new blonde joke.
She says that she has never heard a blonde joke that was funny but that she'll listen.

"Have you heard of the new paint color Blonde?"
"No"
"It's not to bright and it spreads really easy."

He chuckles.
She looks up from wiping the mixer with a puzzeled kitten expression on her face. "I don't get it."

The guy almost fell over laughing.

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  • Current Age: 37
  • Current Residence: Quad Cities
  • Interests: Photography, Women, RPGs, Reading
  • Favourite band or musician: Heather Alexander
  • Favourite genre of music: rock and counrty
  • Favourite poet or writer: HP Lovecraft, David Weber, Robert Heinlein, and many more
  • Favourite style of art: Realism
  • Operating System: My Brain
  • Skin of choice: Female
  • Favourite game: D&D 3.5
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bun Bun
  • Personal Quote: "I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."
  • Tools of the Trade: Camera, pen, and my imagination

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~altowiolistka:iconaltowiolistka: Feb 9, 2008, 11:29:36 AM
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~hindi567:iconhindi567: Feb 8, 2008, 3:58:06 AM
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*soys:iconsoys: Jan 27, 2008, 12:17:20 PM
Hi :wave:
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*jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: Dec 25, 2007, 3:16:30 AM
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